This describes the movie perfectly actually!

"Brokeback Mo"

Am I seeing this right??

Apparently, there's a show on CBS called "CSI: The Amazing Race" in which a team of forensic specialists try to determine the outcome of the hit reality show by studying fingerprints found on discarded clue envelopes!

The beautiful blushing bride!

My niece, Kandrah!

Just Married!

This was the "getaway car" at Kandrah's Wedding.

My great-niece...

...Raelyn, at Kandrah's wedding. Isn't she adorable?!

WHAT?!?!

This was some sort of "golf at home" kinda thing...

The Ellen DeGeneres Show Billboard...

...outside Warner Bros Studios.

Uhh... Mental Note!

"CAUTION
Do not drink water. Fish crap in it!"